thechewbecca:

spacegandalfhastheintersect:

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

 #I would sit outside this gate and cry and hold down the intercom button and tell the person inside how beautiful their gate is #and they would call the police to collect the drunkard off their driveway #but I would be completely sober and still crying over this beautiful gate

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this is my future

danceinturmoil:

freckledbuttchester:

I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell

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headlikeanorange:

Fledgling house sparrow
The poison. The poison for Joffrey, the poison specifically chosen to kill Joffrey, Joffrey’s poison. That poison.

- Olenna Tyrell at some point, probably. (via elizabeth-hana)

(via faircommentfuckoff)

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

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lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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death-by-lulz:

THIS IS THE ONLY THING ON THE INTERNET I WILL EVERY PHYSICALLY LAUGH AT THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE THIS WILL LITERALLY BE THE END OF ME BURY ME WITH THIS 

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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devildoll: